I've squandered love as I've wandered Lover to lover untrue Cut flowers pink tile showers Women I've counted like coups (?) Been in search of the perfect shampoo You thrilled me Walked right up to me My follicles prayed it was true Don't panic, we're pure organic. No more medicated goo, Now I've found me the perfect shampoo And it's you... So rub-a-dub, dub dub Just you me in the tub Gonna suds away all our troubles In a million low pH bubbles (REPEAT) Hey, Daddy, how come you had me? Where Mamas pajamas see-through? You look great, Dad, in your P-38, Dad! Were you in love or just blue, Or in search of the perfect shampoo?