I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here Your voice sounds so wonderful But your face don't look too clear So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen Honey, I don't think that's true So why don't we get drunk and screw Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen Honey, I don't think that's true So why don't we get drunk and screw I say, why don't we get drunk and screw