(No, I′m not myself when you're next to me) All my friends complain, it′s been three days since they heard from me Somehow, I always find ways to show up late to parties Got nothin' to wear, it's probably ′cause I don′t do laundry But you Do something to all my bad habits Don't know how that happens Yeah, you (you) Somehow erase all of my patterns Like I never had ′em Now I spend my day on the interstate Just to see your face at an old cafe Never miss your call, even when it's late You somehow got a power over me (What a relief) Yeah, I′d wait in line at the DMV Just to make the drive to your B&B No, I'm not myself when you′re next to me Both hands on the wheel, you got the key (What a relief) (What a relief) Soon as I'm leaving your place I turn into the old me (the old me) Got three tickets on the way home, 'cause I won′t quit speeding I don′t know, I don't know, I don′t know, I don't know I don′t know what's happening to me (What′s happening to me) 'Cause when you're not here now Ooh-ooh I fall right back into my bad habits Don′t know how that happens But, you Somehow erase all of my patterns Like I never had ′em Now I spend my day on the interstate Just to see your face at an old cafe Never miss your call, even when it's late You somehow got a power over me (What a relief) Yeah, I′d wait in line at the DMV Just to make the drive to your B&B No, I'm not myself when you′re next to me Both hands on the wheel, you got the key (What a relief) (What a relief) (What a relief) (What a relief) (What a relief) (What a relief)