Oh my 20 thrown down in my fist of rage And the man to my left has folded down Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush I had three jacks and a pair of nines My mind is turning, just two shots more There's not much left to play Well then dude walks in, black hat on top What a mop, I'm lucky Wasn't a county cop 'Cause I'm just runnin' out of time Who's up for game two What to do My wallet's gettin' thin And I just lost my watch last night Well I got a problem Just one answer Gotta throw it all down And kiss it goodbye, yeah That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) But someday I'll be back again And I, never to fold (Never to fold) Who's up for game three I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me And I just lost it all Well there's a man sittin' next to me Red, with smiling eyes It's funny I don't have no money tonight Yeah That was a crazy game of poker (That was a crazy game of poker) I lost it all (I lost it all) But someday I'll be back again And I, never to fold (Never to fold) I say now skittleedat dat Well how 'bout that? I'm comin' out the front, never comin' out the back And I walked into the bar yesterday 'Cause I had something to do, somethin' to say And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around 'Til I heard the sound of his feet fallin' on the ground I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown And I said whatcha doin' in the bar tonight So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how 'bout a revolution? And he said right I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah Day day oh And I said, whatcha looking at? He hit me across the face with a bat I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go So he opened the door and said do what you're here for I said I'm wandering round the road four to four And I said I been walking for about a thousand years And my feet are growing tired My eyes a little wired Don't know what to do unless I retire And he just said let's play some crazy poker So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how 'bout a revolution? And he said right I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah Day day oh I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop I don't give a shit 'cause I got the drop Johnny just got two eyes just like mine And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came Came to the bar to see what's the same I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me And to my left was a man, he had no tan Didn't really think about starting a scene The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice He looked kinda mad and I felt bad Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny But now I'm just struggling I need a honey-bunny I don't know what to say anymore So I'm just gonna go out, anywho So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight? He looked at me with a face full of fright And I said, how 'bout a revolution? And he said right I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah I say oh, you say ah I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah Day day oh