Dennis, the menace, he's a bundle of dynamite Oh, the things he says and the things he does Will make you shake with fright (Beware of) Dennis the menace Oh, you'd better be on your toes There is bound to be a calamity no matter where he goes His mom and dad get nervous Whenever he's too quiet They never know what will happen next A cyclone, flood or rot Dennis the menace, though he makes your hair turn gray When he looks at you with those eyes of blue He'll steal your hear away Last night I got a spanking I don't know what to think 'Cause all I did was fill my water pistol full of ink Now I ask you did mommy have to yell at me like that Just because I watered all those flowers on her hat My daddy love to ride in planes 'Way high up in the sky He didn't see my roller skates And oh boy, did he fly We were playing train with daddy's chair Me and another kid My daddy said, "now, break it up" So that's just what we did Dennis, the menace, he's a bundle of dynamite Oh, the things he says and the things he does Will make you shake with fright (Beware of) Dennis the menace