All I want is 50 million dollars And seal silk to protect me from the cold. If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street And were living in the mansion built of gold. If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!) If I could only stay sixteen forever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life. All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast A Champagne fountain sizzling at my feet While Rockefeller waiten on the table And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat. If I only owned Western Union cable And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!) If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life. Hello, my dear friend, Don't run away from all this world, It's a great big beautiful world With fabulous happy faces around Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing, Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern, If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life.