Ladies and gentlemen Most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness, being broke Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital Where we caught a man in the right position We name this song "Constipation Blues" Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! I don't believe I can take much more Let it go Got a pain down inside Won't be denied Yeah, every time I try I can't be satisfied Let it go! Let it, let it go! This pain down inside Just won't let me be satisfied Let it go! Splash! Feel, ah, I-I feel alright Yes-ah, I'm beginning to feel alright now Splash! Yeah, yeah, I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright Splash! Flush Phew Phew Phew... Feel alright