Fat man sitting on a little stool Takes the money from my hand while his eyes take a walk all over you Hands me the ticket smiles and whispers "Good luck" Cuddle up, angel, cuddle up, my little dove We'll ride down, baby, into this tunnel of love I can feel the soft silk of your blouse And them soft thrills in our little fun house Then the lights go out and it's just the three of us You, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of Gotta ride down, baby, into this tunnel of love There's a crazy mirror showing us both in 5-D I'm laughing at you; you're laughing at me There's a room of shadows that gets so dark, brother It's easy for two people to lose each other in this tunnel of love It ought to be easy ought to be simple enough Man meets woman and they fall in love But this house is haunted and the ride gets rough And you've got to learn to live with what you can't rise above If you want to ride on down in through this tunnel of love Tunnel of love Tunnel of love Tunnel of love