Private school kids sipping hot toddies Caring how you're using your money Catchin' up 'cause you're scared of slipping up Your daddy bought the beach 'cause your momma's out of love Always said that you would never play the game There you go, you put your old self to shame Running 'round in circles just saving face Every minute that you fake (La-la-la-la) Tell me why you think it's so much fun To keep your image up but lose your touch You really seem to make your parents proud I'm glad they finally got their golden child, golden child No one wants third wheels at the party Only here to be your cover story Innocent 'til your parents get a whiff You can call it what you want or you can call it what it is Always said that you would never play the game There you go, you put your old self to shame Running 'round in circles just saving face The final straw's about to break (La-la-la-la) Tell me why you think it's so much fun To keep your image up but lose your touch You really seem to make your parents proud I'm glad they finally got their golden child, golden child You're living on a perfect record 'Cause you've never been caught You think you control the future With your stocks and bonds You're betting it all for nothin' 'Cause you never felt loss You're living by a broken mirror Not who you think you are (Think you are) Tell me why you think it's so much fun To keep your image up but lose your touch You really seem to make your parents proud I'm glad they finally got their golden child, golden child Golden child, yeah-yeah Oh