I've got some fat to loose And something else too I never knew the rules Because I've never had a girlfriend I suppose I've got a lot to learn I don't know anything I'm only seventeen I go to public school They never taught me anything I need to learn But someone told me where to find out Out where the lights are red And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors Out where the films are blue And the licensed places never shut their doors I will go there-bingo I will find out I will discover-bingo What the fuss is about So I went up to town and I got some money out I found my self a bar Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help And then I really found out Out where the lights are red And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors Out wgere the films are blue And the licensed places never shut their doors I will go there-bingo I will find out I will discover-bingo What the fuss is about But as I tried to leave They gave the bill to me I couldn't quite believe They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke Or they would call my mother Out where the skies are black And they wait for another victim to pass on Out where the kids are green And are thick enough to left themselves be conned Yes I went there-bingo and I found out Yes I discoverd-bingo what the fuss is about