I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker Hey!... Do you remember the time I tied your shoelaces together and you tripped over and fell flat on your face and how we all laughed? Ha-ha-hey! (chorus 1:) I don't believe in doing things by halves, people think I'm crazy, but I'm really daft I'll do anything to get a laugh daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker. whoo-ooh! I'll pull your leg if you pull mine I'll laugh at your jokes if you laugh at mine Ha-ha-ha... (chorus 2:) I do believe in my bag of tricks I'll do anything to get my kicks Everybody in laughing fits daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - practical joker nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh come on now, join in, come on nin-nin-nin..... whoo-ooh I'll scratch your back if you scratch back I'll climb your tree if you climb mine Ha-ha-ha... Hey-hey! ok whose the wise guy? I'm just a practical kind of joker, just a joker I'm just a practical kind of joker, regular bloke yeah Ha-ha-ha... whoo-ooh Hey killjoy! Do you remember the time your cigarette stuck in the gap in your front teeth and I put it out with the fire extinguisher and a cup of hot coffee? Hey-hey! come on now nin-nin-nin... whoo-ooh daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker daytime - nighttime - yeah I'm - Practical Joker