I'm going to buy me a Johnson machine gun, and a carload of exploding balls I'm going to buy me a machine gun, and a carload of exploding balls I'm going to be a walking "cycloon", from Sagino' to the Niaga' Falls Some of these mornin's, it's gonna be another 1937 flood Some of these mornin's, it's gonna be another 1937 flood I'm going to shoot my woman, man I'm going to wade out in the blood Go bring me my machine gun, and two, three belts of balls Go bring me my machine gun, and two, three belts of balls I'm going to free my baby, the woman she's in the state penitentiary walls C.H. Hayes has been here, and I give your height and size "I'm talkin' about the undertaker" C.H. Hayes has been here "Babe, I'm talkin' about the undertaker" And I give your height and size If you'd be makin' whoopees with the Devil, tomorrow don't you be surprise I feel like snappin' my typewriter in your face "I'm still talkin' about the typewriter" I feel like snappin', babe, my typewriter in your face Then some shady graveyard, baby, be your resting place