Julie the Schooly

歌詞

Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke, If you help her with her homework, then she'll let you have a grope, Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always full of stains, She'll swop a knucle shuffle for a note to get off games. But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly) You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly) She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four, She can bind like a whore, She can talk to your pork, And she bangs like a s***house door when the plague's in town. She said she wanted plating, I dropped down to my knees, I stopped myself from fainting, she smelled of mushy peas, Then I found some carrots and I said that I'd be sick, She said that the last bloke was, and she swallowed half my d***. But you can't take her down the pub, she's a bit of a hound, (Julie the Schooly) You can't order lemonade when you're buying a round, (Julie the Schooly) She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four, She can bind like a whore, She can talk to your pork, And she bangs like a s***house door when the plague's in town. (Julie the Schooly), (Julie the Schooly), (Julie the Schooly), (Julie the Schooly). She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four, She can bind like a whore, She can talk to your pork, She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four, She can bind like a whore, She can talk to your pork, She leaves the upper fourth at a quarter to four, She can bind like a whore, She can talk to your pork, And she bangs like a s***house door when the plague's in town.