I got a girl named Bony Moronie She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni Oughta see her rock n roll with her blue jeans on She's not very fat, just skin and bone But I love her, and she loves me Oh how happy now we can be Makin' love underneath the appletree... Well I told her mama and her papa too Just exactly what I wanna do I wanna get married on a night in June And rock n' roll by the light of the silvery moon 'Cause I love her, and she loves me Oh how happy now we can be Makin love underneath the appletree... She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire Everybody turns when my baby walks by She's something to see, she really catches the eye That's why I love her, and she loves me Oh how happy now we can be Makin' love underneath the appletree...