There's Kevin Ayers Sitting in a corner Singing from the bottom of a well Robert Ellidge pouring the drinks And I must say that he's looking swell Captain Beefheart's sweeping the floor Pickin' up the bottles and the butts Bill and Ian toking in the corner Two Brian's standing at the jukebox It's a tripped out scene Burroughs, Soft Machine And it all takes place At the Middle Earth It's a happening scene There's a Beauty Queen And it's all going down In a technicolor UFO At the Saville Back in the 60's I'm watching The Beatles and the Stones Ike and Tina playing marracas Jimi Hendrix on xylophone OZ and IT Syd and Hoppy Zappa's at the ICA Beads and bangles At Ally Pally And I'm still reading 'Naked Lunch' It's a tripped out scene Burroughs, Soft Machine And it all takes place At the Middle Earth It's a happening scene There's a Beauty Queen And it's all going down In a technicolor UFO When will the bubble burst And wake up from this dream Am I at the Albert Hall Or is it 'Christmas On Earth' It's a tripped out scene Burroughs, Soft Machine And it all takes place At the Middle Earth It's a happening scene There's a Beauty Queen And it's all going down In a technicolor UFO Technicolor UFO Technicolor UFO Technicolor UFO Technicolor UFO