Race Between a Ford and a Chevrolet

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Old man Johnson bought him a car, it was a brand new Ford model A Old man Jones when he found it out, went and bought him a new Chevrolet They both got to bragging what a car they had each one said his car was the best So they better just a judge to let the best car win instead of ______ brought them to a test Old man Johnson told his friends his Ford was bound to win Jonesy said if the Chevrolet lost he'd shave off the whiskers off his chin Everything was ready and the weather was fine folks come from miles around The race was to beat the top of the hill and the winner was the first back to town Oscar Ford gave the signal for the start MacMichin was the judge on the stem Old Riley Perkins was to hold the job again and turn it over to the lucky man Up the road they started in a mighty cloud of dust, both cars were side by side Old man Johnson was a-stepping on the gas, Mister Jones had his ride _____ look wide Here they come back down the middle of the road both drivers trying to fly They both crossed the line at the very same time, MacMichin had to say it was a tie As they made this record we were nearly but drunk, we 'ere glad nobody didn't win For we got the liquor and we set right in to drink up a gallon jug of Gin