I was having a good sleep In my car In the, parking lot of the Showboat Casino hotel I say, "I remember you You drive like a PTA mother" You brought me draft beer In a plastic cup I'm feeling thankful For the small things today I'm feeling thankful For the small things today Happy, Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me And to you Happy, Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me And to you I'm feeling thankful For the small things today I'm feeling thankful For the small things today I remember you I crashed your wedding With some orange crepe paper And some Halloween candy Sometimes I wish I were Catholic I don't know why I guess I'm happy to see your face At a time like this Happy, Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me And to you Happy, Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me And to you Happy Birthday baby, to me Happy Birthday, to me Happy Birthday, to me Happy Birthday, to me