Now, the thugs are a-thuggin', the mugs are a-muggin' There's never a cop in sight You can see 'most any old thing In Harlem on Saturday night Now, the chicks are chickin', the pickpockets pickin' When they pick they pick you right You can see 'most any old thing In Harlem on Saturday night Hot spots are never cold Piccolos are thumpin' No matter where you go Every joint is jumpin' Now, all the Sugar Hillers are a bunch of killer-dillers I'm tryin' to set you right You can see 'most any old thing In Harlem on Saturday night Hot spots are never cold Piccolos are thumpin' No matter where you go Every joint is jumpin' Now, all the Sugar Hillers are a bunch of killer-dillers I'm tryin' to set you right You can do 'most any old thing On Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday! Thursday! Friday But mostly on Saturday night