if you really want to know how to dance stop listening to shitty rock bands when you go on a trip to the city of romance practice taking off your pants as fast as you can you look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon I mean don't lean on me dance like the monks, dance like the punks dance like that shameless holy priest dance like a dog, dance like a frog dance like the beauty and the beast we all die in the end just be yourself once again, yeah dance like the monks if you really want to know how to have fun first of all, take your hand off the gun you don't have to go 1 on 1 against Michael Jordan don't be ashamed to turn around and run you look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon I mean don't lean on me dance like the monks, dance like the punks dance like a shameless holy priest dance like a dog, dance like a frog dance like the beauty and the beast we all die in the end just be yourself once again, let's dance 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go! dance as you please you are free dance like the monks, dance like the punks dance like that shameless holy priest dance like a dog, dance like a frog dance like the beauty and the beast we all die in the end just be yourself once again, yeah dance like the monks