Let Us Take You for a Ride

歌詞

Cliff: The bush upon the rotor pump Is pushed into the floater sump It's wearing out the grunion teeth By bearing on the cog beneath Which means in terms of tension swings The seams of your suspension springs In cyclic thirds are set apart In very simple words, dear ladies Your car won't start All singing: So we're making this offer Ride with us, come ride with us Through the countryside with us For our bus has every comfort inside We are pleading Please let us take you for a ride Short music break Cliff: To try to wrench the gyro sphere Without a bench would take all year Don't risk it like this on the road The brisket feed light might explode Someone else: The ball valve's past the hydrotrend There's something nasty round the bend The loofah (?) tank is running slow (low?) All: To put it very frankly Ladies, your car won't go So ride with us Come ride with us Better be allied with us Here's an offer That is quite bona fide We are pleading Please let us take you for a ride Very long music break CLIFF: (Very fast) You know I wouldn't be surprised That gasket hood looks pulverised The shock recoil is now reversed (missing line) Compression (seep?) will soon distend The leak that leaks in your big end The lousy coke has got a hitch Around the choke adjustment switch Your piston spark (spout?) is dynamite (in?/and?) cutting off the parking light And, from its shake, your outside brake Is needing a new drum! ALL: (slower) In fact make no mistake You've really had it chum CLIFF: (with others singing different words at the same time) So ride with us Come ride with us (missing lines) Past the forest And the riverside Take a tour with us That's really nation-wide For as guys we're really qualified There's no need to look terrified For when you have tried You will say - wide-eyed! We are just what the doctor specified We are pleading, please let us take you for a... ...ride with us, ride with us Short music break Please let us take you for a ride