Now I'm getting so sick and tired 'Cause I've never been admired By the type of man I desire I want a loving brute One that understands his fruit Listen, here's the type I require Oh give me a man with a brawny chest Without a collar or silken vest And that's the man I'll make my private affair Oh give me a man with a carefree laugh For who the women take the downward path And that's the man I'll make my private affair For he doesn't need to have money Lord no, I'll look after that He's just gotta call me his little honey Boy, I'll pay the rent of that flat So give me a man like a buccaneer Who'll handle a woman like an auctioneer And that's the man I'll make my private affair Oh give me a man with a hefty fist Who'll ask for more, just like Oliver Twist And that's the man I'll make my private affair Give me a man with a practised touch Who doesn't think that I know too much And that's the man I'll make my private affair He doesn't have to be clever No, I'll see to that Boy, but when he starts he can sub leather Or he'll be right on the mat Soi give me a man, oh what a find And let him see what's on my mind And that's the man I'll make my private affair Give me a man who knows what's what Who doesn't leave off when the party's getting hot And that's the man I'll make my private affair Give me a man with an open mind Who doesn't have to look for what he's going to find That's the man I'll make my private affair I don't wanna guy with time to waste I'll keep him busy He'll need to be a real hard case Or he'll find he'll get dizzy So give me a man from the great outdoors One who knows how to use his paws And that's the man I'll make my private affair