I was standing on the corner, in the middle of the block I saw a lady standing there, sitting on a rock As she began to talk, I ran as fast as I could walk, I heard her shout "Look out! Stop that dancing up there!" I was strolling through the park in the middle of the night The night was very dark cause the sun was shining bright I spied a lark and the lark began to bark, "Stop that dancing up there!" Some folks say that I'm insane And just as goofy as can be But they're all wrong, I'm all right Everybody's crazy but me I'm living in the cellar, on the 7th floor I can't go to sleep 'till I hear myself snore Now the people downstairs say I'm an awful square When I shout, "Hey, stop that dancing up there!"