Oh you're slurring all your words There's make-up on your shirt You're dancing on the tables can't you see That you look like a mess and you're singing Whitney whoa Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk Oh you got them drunken eyes Should we call it a night 'Cause you've been telling stories 4/5 times Yeah I've heard it before and my ears are bleeding whoa Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk Because you wanna buy champagne And you wanna throw the shots back And now you're taking photographs Why am I the only one that don't laugh? Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk So quit acting like a fool 'Cause I hate you when you're drunk Oh it's funny how you won't Remember anything But baby I'mma love you all the same. 'Cause I'll pick you up, when you do it all again Because you wanna buy champagne And you wanna throw the shots back And now you're taking photographs Why am I the only one that don't laugh? Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk So quit acting like a fool 'Cause I hate you when you're drunk Oh when the morning comes you'll blame it all on me And when you ask for a hug I got no sympathy Because I hate you when you're drunk Because you wanna buy champagne And you wanna throw the shots back And now you're taking photographs Why am I the only one that don't laugh? Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk So quit acting like a fool 'Cause I hate you when you're drunk Hey Lala-lala, lala, lala-lala, lala-lala, lala, lala-lala Lala-lala, lala, lala-lala, lala-lala, lala, lala-lala Lala-lala, lala, lala-lala, lala-lala, lala, lala-lala Oh I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk So quit acting like a fool 'Cause I hate you when you're drunk