I sing a timeless story The song about a girl A tale of tragic glory To captivate the world I don't want to award you any undue fame So the star of this lyric doesn't have a name I want to laugh it off but This isn't a game I want to write a song and Sing it in your name but Who cares? I'll recover I want to rip my heart out Throw it on the ground I want to scream your name out Just to hear the sound but Who needs another Song named after a girl The plot line is a classic Been done a million times But never so sarcastic With such ironic rhymes So I hope I get bonus points for novelty When you calculate all the time you wasted on me.