(Music & Lyrics: Dave Pirner) I'm quitting after one more last one Tired of playin the clown If I want your opinion I'll ask you I can get myself down Night drivin without headlights Wearing sunglasses too Lookin good but sure don't feel right Anything to be cool Doin hopscotch with my legs tied Jumpin rope in wet cement Black leather in mid day sunshine All your mother's money spent Doin time on the metal detector Like to drown in your pool Coverin up everything that's defective Anything to be cool A burning heart could be so cool Won't you be my fashion victim Come on I'm an April fool for you Holdin on to what's left of real life Anything to be cool Anything to be cool.... Anything to be cool.... A burnin heart, like an April fool Won't you be my fashion victim Come on I'm your April fool I'm a mid-spring snowfall Joke's on you I'm an April fool for you