(Murray on lead) Sad today Sad today Even coffee can't make it go away I murdered my friends But I made amends And that is why I'm free today (Murray) Sad today Sad to say I stole your hat And I hanged your cat So come to play On my sad today We can both pretend we're young and gay A single brown banana Rots on the table And the televison begs like a whore If you decided to sell your happiness For how much would you sell it And spend your days down on the floor (All) La...la-la-la-la-la La...la-la-la-la-la La la la la la la-la La...la-la-la-la-la La...la-la-la-la-la La la la la la la-la (Murray) No one stares No one dares When you have the mark upon your brow I stole your hat And I hanged your cat So tell me how you love me now Sad today Sad today Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh La...la-la-la-la-la La...la-la-la-la-la La la la la la la-la