Axe Murderer Song

歌詞

Why do lovers park down deserted lanes Near haunted houses or homes for the insane Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed Later escaped when he chopped off their heads Why do axe murderers only attack When you're partially nude or you're taking a bath Though there are times I feel softer than most Some days like yogurt and some days like toast Sorority girls and fraternity boys Always deflowered, they're rich and they're spoiled So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead Surprises them lying on her wedding bed When we're making love now, I feel so exposed Might you impale me or turn into those Creatures that feed on the flesh of the living They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving Why do axe murderers only attack When we're making love Why do axe murderers only attack When you're partially nude or taking a bath.