Track byCrowded House
A burglar came into my house And I got scared But he said he was a nice burglar And he was a nice burglar He was supposed to go to jail But he came to my house Then he went home To have some lemonade Now he will fall down From the roof when His mother calls him home And she will bandage Up his knees then Sing quietly like a baby A burglar came into my house And I got scared But he said he was a nice burglar And he was a nice burglar He was supposed to go to jail But he came to my house Then he went home To drink a keg of beer