Oh there's a rumble in the backyard It's a shakin' twistin' cloud Seems someone's pet is getting way upset Something awful loud He just swallowed up his doghouse Knocked a barbecue into space Then he sucked up Bugs' swimming pool Spit out a tidal wave Tasmanian Meltdown comin' There's a meltdown comin' Well, you better start a-runnin' When the ground starts hummin' There's a meltdown comin' I don't know what sets him off I don't know Is he upset about a girl? No! It's anyone's guess 'Cause he's not the best Communicator in the world Don't judge me We'd love to get him to settle down But he just scratched through the wall He got the police chasing after him 'Cause he's headed for the mall Tasmanian Meltdown comin' Like a hurricane comin' (Taz melodically-shouting indistinctly)