When I’m walking down the street You never know who you might meet Could be a green cucumber Could be a guy cutting lumber In the night I’m so afraid Of monsters coming from the grave Big and tall and wet and slimey They make me cream my big vaginey Big green monsters Big green monsters (give it up for) Big green monsters Big green monsters (sing it Kain) When I’m walking down the street You never know who you might meet Could be a big green cucumber Could be guy cutting lumber Late at night I’m so afraid Of monsters coming from the grave Big and green and wet and slimey They make me cream my big vaginey Big green monsters Big green monsters (gonna get ya) Big green monsters Big green monsters Green monsters underneath your bed Green monsters will explode your head They hide behind your closet doors Cause it’s supper they’ve been waiting for Be careful not to close your eyes Cause monsters really aren’t nice guys They’ve got pie behind your back They’ll have you for a midnight snack Big green monsters Big green monsters (gonna get ya) Big green monsters Big green monsters Here they come Those big green monsters are gonna get you