If you're ever in a jam, here I am And if you're ever in a mess, S.O.S. And if you ever feel so happy You land in jail. I'm your bail It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are soon forgot Ours will still be hot If you're ever up a tree, just phone to me. If you ever loose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine. It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are soon forgate Ours will still be great If they ever black you're eyes, put me wise Well, if they ever cook your goose, then turn me loose And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are soon forgit Ours will still be it If you're ever down a well, ring my bell. If you ever loose your mind, I'll be kind. And if you ever loose your shirt, I'll be hurt. If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh. It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are are up the crick, ours will still be slick.