Steps Of Another Man's House

歌詞

Jerry: You're out of work, your pride is missin' They call you jerk but you don't listen You haven't got a pot to piss in But you're a ... man Your hands are rough, your back is hairy Your talk is tough, your smell is scary Here's what you're not - you're not a fairy No you're a beer-drinking, real live man And when the beef comes out you do the carvin' You hate Tom Cruise but you love Lee Marvin You're a man and that's a bonus 'Cause when you're swinging your cojones You'll show 'em what testosterone is 'Cause you're a boot-wearin', beer-drinking Chevy-driving man (spoken) Don't do it to be the most talked-about man in Buffalo. Don't do it for all the money you're gonna rake in. Don't even do it so your best friend can keep seeing his son, whom he loves more than life. Oh no - do it for yourself, Davie-boy. Show yourself the stuff you're made of. Don't show me. Dave: You get these plans. They always fail You've been divorced. You've been to jail You may be bold. You may be male But you're a bum bum ba-dum...BUM You got your dreams, you got your wishes And I don't want to sound malicious But you're a nut, and I got dishes - I'm going home See ya. Jerry: (spoken) You walk away now, but you'll be back. You know you're always there for me. Dave: (spoken) Not this time, Fabio. Jerry the Stripper... Jerry: (spoken) Surf's up, laides. Here comes Lukowski - the big kahuna - riding your pipeline. I'm hanging ten. Stand back, ladies. It's quarterback Jerry, throwing a long ball right into your end zone. Touchdown! Wanna go for two? Bases loaded. It's Bad Boy Jerry, swinging a big, a big ol' bat. B-b-banging one right at you, baby. BooYaa! (sung) I'm gonna jump straight up Kick a hole in the moon Don't know exactly where I'm going But I know I'm gonna get there soon I'll show you, I'll show them all I'll show them all the real thing What is a man? Why does he bother? 'Cause he's a man. 'Cause he's a father He wants his kid, he wants his life He wants to... He wants to be A man A real man Yes I am I'm gonna be I've gotta be A real man with a mission Like you see on television I'm a real fine gen-u-ine Man!