Hot wax drippin' Honey what do you say I got a brand new record That I gotta play She says not now boy But I did anyway 'Cause I'm ready, so ready Lip smackin' paddy wackin' Walkin' the street I got a rag top chevy Now I'm back on my feet I get an EMHO woody When I sit in the seat 'Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes 'Cause in the pink she look so fine She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize, honey heh heh heh I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but Ill-gotten booty's not my style I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet, honey heh heh yeah 'Cause I'm Alright Your daddy says I'm Alright Your momma says I'm Alright And my old lady says I'm Alright Whip crackin' floozy Way outta control She got a new kinda jelly In her jelly roll I got the right key baby But the wrong keyhole And I'm ready, so ready I'm a red hot pistol And I'm ready to fight I'm a thirty eight special On a Saturday night I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey Make it alright 'Cause I'm ready, so ready ooh I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash It kinda keeps my ass in line One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash, yeah My brand new baby's lookin f-I-n-e FINE The sun is shinin' every day Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time, honey But I'm Alright My little sister says I'm Alright Ohh my brother thinks I'm Alright And my old lady knows I'm Alright I feel like I'm hung up on the line I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime Everything about you is so f-I-n-e- FINE Let's put our clothes back on And by the way girl What's your name again? uh huh But I'm Alright You're daddy says I'm Alright And the Tipper thinks I'm Alright And Joe Perry says I'm Alright Pitched my tent In the pouring rain I got a back seat lover That's callin' my name She gonna blow my cover She's hot as a flame But I'm ready, so ready, ow I shove my tongue Right between your cheeks I haven't made love now For twenty-five weeks I hear that your so tight Your lovin' squeaks And I'm ready, so ready Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah