Madrigal (ASOT 932) (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) feat. Natalie Gioia

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Chris Parnell: We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman: Hello. Parnell: So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like? Portman: Do you really want to know? Parnell: Please, tell us. I don't sleep mother f***er Off that yak and that bourbon Doin' 120 gettin high while I'm swervin Seth Meyers: D**n natalie you a crazy chick Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k I'm bustin dudes mouths like gushers mother f***er Roll up on NBC and smack the s**t out Jeff Zucker Guys: What you want Natalie Portman: to drink and fight! Guys: what you need Natalie Guys: to f*** all night! Don't test me when i'm crazy off that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat Till you s**t in my shoe Leave you screaming Pay for my dry cleaning F*** you man It's my name that he's screamin' Parnell: I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated? Portman: I never said I was a role model. Parnell: What about the kids who look up to you? Do you have a message for them? All the kids lookin up to me can suck my d**k It's portman mother f***er Drink till i'm sick Slit your throat And poor nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry While I laugh you die And all the Jews You know I'm talkin to you Guys: we love you natalie I wanna f*** you too! P is for portman P is for p***y I'll kill your f**in dog for fun so don't push me Parnell: Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate. Portman: Well there's a lot you may not know about me. Parnell: Really? Such as? When I was in harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test And snorted all the yay I gotta def posse And you gotta buncha dudes I sit down on your face and take a s**t Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad @$$ b***h (h**l yah) And I always pay for your dry cleanin When my s**t gets in your shoe As for the drug use Well I can vouch for that My d**k is scared of you Girl Parnell: Okie-doke. Natalie, one final question, If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it-- (Portman breaks chair over Parnell's head) Portman: No more questions What!