Children of the New Republic all revere Belvedere the children's pioneer Everything that children do Belvedere does too And everything he does, he does because he loves you Children of the New Republic all revere Belvedere the children's pioneer What fun it is to do the things he shows you how to do! Report the conversations of your parents to the Guard Sleep naked with a member of the Inner High Elite Touch other children's genitals for pleasure For Belvedere and children it's 'Never say never'! O Belvedere, Belvedere, Belvedere With his helpers Stevedore, Tigris and Fingal Just to hear their names - you tingle! Belvedere the children's pioneer Children of the New Republic all revere Belvedere the children's pioneer He looks just like a child, but he's really something more He's what you'd be if you were more perfect than you are Children of the New Republic all revere Belvedere the children's pioneer What fun it is to do the things in this week's episode! To take your parents, struggling, to the Great Mountain of Death To sing the party anthem as you throw them off the edge To speak the children's language and to shoot the children's gun Round up the children's traitors, to kill them one by one! O Belvedere, Belvedere, Belvedere When your friend is by your side nothing can harm you If danger creeps up while you sleep he sounds the alarm! Belvedere, Belvedere, Belvedere With his helpers Stevedore, Tigris and Fingal Just to hear their names - ah! Children of the New Republic all revere Belvedere the children's pioneer