Take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home There's no little brother there who always squeals You can do an awful lot in seven reels Take your lessons at the movies and have love scenes of your own When the picture's over and you have to leave Don't forget to brush the powder off your sleeves So take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home Take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home Take your girlie all alone You should see how they maneuver in the dark Take your tips from Tyrone Power and have love scenes of your own Stealing kisses in the dark is just immense Where can you get half as much for sixty cents So take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home Hey pops, if you can't make love at home