Zach Braff you look just like my dad Back when I thought I had the best one Oh what a life it could have been Me in the cradle you on the screen But you're too young to be A Father to me You're too young to be A Father to me Catherine Denevue You look just like my mother used to When she loved me, oh when she loved me Oh what a life just you and I Learning to walk whilst you read your lines But you're too old to be A Mother to me You're too old to be A mother to me Surely you're not saying The TV lied I truly believe That they would love me back in real life Hey kid at the bar you Know who you are I've been Staring you down as I play this out of tune guitar Oh just think what we could be I swear I'll dress cooler if you just go home with me But you're too young to be A lover to me I'm getting older and I forget sometime you see Surely you're not saying The TV lied I truly believe that I will have it all in my life So don't you waste my time Don't you waste my time On small talk and cheap wine