You say you love me darlin' Please, call me on the phone sometime You say you love me darlin' Please, call me on the phone sometime When I hear your voice Ease my worried mind One of these days I'm gonna show you how nice a man can be One of these days I'm gonna show you just how nice a man can be I'm gonna buy you a brand, new Cadillac If you only speak some good words about me Hear my phone ringin' Sound like a long distance call Hear my phone keep ringin' Sound like a long distance call When I picked up my receiver The party said another mule kickin' in your stall