I Remember Sex

歌詞

What are you thinking, Loudon? You’ve got a far-away look in your eyes... I remember sex, that thing we used to do Where you’d lay down, and, usually, I’d lie on top of you Sometimes, I’d lie on top of you, we tried that out a bit But it didn’t work as well – I guess something just didn’t fit! I remember sex, we had it at night A few times in the morning, or after we would fight And on special occasions when we’d had too much to drink Once in a Morris Minor – a convertible, I think! I remember sex, it was such a big deal That we’d worry where it would come from much more than our next meal And we were always hungry; often, we overate And it was up and down – and back and forth – and hurry up and wait I remember sex, and when we went to bed Sometimes we didn’t sleep at all, we just had sex instead And having it was heavenly, not getting it pure hell And it was either great, or bad – few did it merely well I remember sex, and how it made us feel Completely realistic – yet totally surreal A thing that we all talked about and all that we thought of The distant crazy cousin to the scary thing called love I remember sex, I started on my own When you and I stopped having it, I tried it on the phone But that was so expensive, and sex is just a crutch And since we kicked the habit we don’t think about it much But... I remember sex, it was something that we did And we always used to worry that we’d end up with a kid Then we’d have to get rid of it – or else we’d have to wed These days sex can kill you, kids, so stay awake in bed! Oh, Loudon, what memories...