Last night, what could it mean In a dream I was at sea And I was dragged off to drown from the gantry By kids that looked just like me As we sank to the depths of the deep We discussed how We could be living in utopia now But no one else could hear a sound Gee whizz, does this mean a streak of piss To anyone or anybody else? Meanwhile back in the real world There's a girl who lives on my street Doesn't have any shoes on her feet Meanwhile back in the real world There's a million things that we could shout about Tonight there's a boy in a mask in a fist-fight Against a skin-head in braces The whole sight was like a retro sideshow Although I took my part in the panto so proudly I must have screamed "he's behind you!" so loudly I couldn't quite tell friend from foe Gee whizz... Meanwhile back in the real world Saw her standing on the main road Flagging cars in the freezing cold Meanwhile back in the real world There's a million things that we could shout about Hold up, I hate to mither you while you're so dressed up Maybe the rays from the screen got you messed up You must be pissed off mister If you believe the price of a shirt at a punk night Is worth a half of your life on a website Putting the world to rights Meanwhile back in the real world Someone's lying in a bathtub Water's red and she won't wake up Meanwhile back in the real world There's a million things that we could shout about