A little weirdo wasted Sitting in a bedroom At the home of Mommy And never get a job He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself He's yelling for no reason Soaking in the gutter Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy Nobody knows why he's such a dud He's a boy next door, what a bore Do nothing what he's living for He's a boy next door, what a bore Nasty keep away from him Forget about him, and then you hear him Hitting our garage door, with a baseball bat Yeah he's like a caveman, but he's not as clever In fact he's dumber, then a common rat He's a boy next door, what a bore And no smarter than a living floor He's a boy next door, what a bore Nasty keep away from him Super-weirdo will you ever go away? The weirdo honestly, no-one cares, you're odd A little weirdo wasted Sitting in a bedroom At the home of Mommy And never get a job He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself He's yelling for no reason Soaking in the gutter Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy Nobody knows why he's such a dud He's a boy next door, what a bore Do nothing what he's living for He's a boy next door, what a bore Nasty keep away from him