The boy's got problems The boy's got stress The boys got a .38 hidden in desk The boy's got a chickie With four months to go Grim facts every parent must know The girl's a deadly teaser Wants to do a private show She got a hundred thousand fantasies She wants the band to know She likes to brush across my Levis Likes to watch him grow Grim facts every parent must know Red lights Gang fights Brewin' in the heart Cop cars Gay bars On your precious street That ain't so neat Sister's on the street now Lookin' for some Joe Only got about an hour To pay for her new nose Gets a hundred for her body A nickel for her soul Grim facts every parent must know Grim facts every parent must know And I am feelin' itchy Got a fire down below I'm a walkin' loaded time bomb Just about to blow Tries to slide inside my pockets But it's strictly SRO Grim facts every parent better know Grim facts every parent better know