Once I turned the t.v. on I saw the green grass on the lawn I don't know why it struck me off That like was perfect as a catalog I guess I'm just a jealous dog I walked into a house of prayer I didn't feel so welcome there I was looking for the hand of god When it struck me hard I was hit by a frog [x2] Oh the mean mean mouth of a jealous dog I had a friend with a handsome trait When hes done with his dinner he'd lick his plate Its a way of living that I applaud Like the message in this monologue To never be a jealous dog [x3] Never be a jealous dog