well I had myself a girlfriend for almost two whole years we had ourselves no secrets we had no fears there was nothin we wouldn't do when we were in the sack she'd even pop a zit on my back one night I was out a-cheatin' after i'd had a few she caught me red handed and said "we're through" boo-hoo now she got a new boyfriend it nearly gave me a heart attack cause who's gonna pop this zit on my back? well I got a pimple and I don't know why it keeps growin' in the same place I can't reach it with my left or right hand I wish it was on my face it's four days old and it hurts so bad but it's ready for a squeeze won't somebody pop it for me please? i'll give you ten dollars if you're a girl in this lonely world and you're lookin' for a guy i'll never cheat again, I promise that's no lie there's only one thing I ask of you, could we name our first child zach? oh, one more thing, please pop this zit on my back (i'm dyin' here!) a pimple-ay-hee a pop-a-doodle-e-doo squirt-heedle-e-hoo well i'm sittin' alone by the phone and no one seems to call I try to scrape my zit off on the kitchen wall well that don't work so I look around and find a big shiny thumb tack put it on the floor, layed down, popped the zit on my back. (yeah... rock steady man)