Frog on the floor Where'd he come from? Nobody knows Where he'll go He's been chillin' in the basement for a minute I just think it's time we move into the kitchen Give him some space, and let him do his thing Make him feel safe, and listen to him sing Frog on the floor Where'd he come from? Nobody knows Where he'll go Frog on the floor Where'd he come from? Nobody knows Where he'll go Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Hey, yeah, I heard you met my friend the other weekend I heard that he was telling croaks at the party And then he got on his front legs and did a keg stand Wow, that's so cool, I wish I was there so I could see it And then the party got real still, and nobody made a sound 'Cause he was chasing flies around And he was stuffing them in his mouth Give him some space, he's still workin' it out Give him some space, he doesn't know what people think about Frog on the floor Where'd he come from? Nobody knows Where he'll go Frog on the floor Where'd he come from? Nobody knows Where he'll go Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh, me me me me me Ribbit! He gets the party jumping still When he's jumping all around He's not worried about the bill He's just fuckin' around Will you buy my friend a beer If you see him jump around? 'Cause he's got flies in his mouth And he needs to wash them down Ooh Ooh