Three hundred years ago we threw you out We didn't want you then, and we don't want you now You didn't take our culture, you took slaves instead You wrote a constitution and left it unread Let's go to Europe Your only source of knowledge is T.V. You censor everything and think you are free The land of milk and honey Becomes the land of the Me Let's go to Europe We did Paris this morning, now we're in Amsterdam We'll be in Rome tomorrow if all goes to plan By the end of the week, we'll have covered it all There's not much to Europe really, it's so small Go back to the colonies, go back to where you belong Go back to the land that you stole, and leave us humans alone Let's go to Europe