Sex Ed Rocks

歌詞

There comes a time, In every man's life, When he grows hair, Where it used to be bare, I know you're feeling weird, But you should be happy, You don't have a vagina, That would be crappy, Cause periods suck, And commas rule, This is Sex Education, Not grammer fool! When she gives you affention, You better wear protection, That skank might have an infection, Are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, in sex ed, Remember what you read, Just forget what the others have said, Get it through your head, Use your brain before you go to bed, It only takes one sperm cell To make a baby And if you think they are cute You must be crazy Babies suck because they barf, poo, and cry And have ability to pee in your eye Babies suck because they barf, poo, and cry Oh my god it burns! And did we mention, The risk of getting STD's, Not just gross hookers have them, Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit, You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well maybe you should watch more basketball, Wait a second this is not about sports, Quick fact! You can't get girls when wearing these shorts, When she gives you affention, You better wear protection, That skank might have an infection, Are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, in sex ed, Remember what you read, Just forget what the others have said, Get it through your head, Use your brain before you go to bed, Your body's growing, You will get hairy, Your puny voice will start to change, And your no-no place will feel a bit strange, Your pits will stink, You will get zits on your face, Without this knowledge you will scare girls away, So listen to this song everyday!