[LL Cool J] Just like Pauline you all-in.. Oooooahhhh Brace yourself, I'm the ace with grace I'ma win the race and make you feel disgrace In any case, yo, I'm movin like a steeplechase MC soldiers -- about face Now step off, I need room for my takeoff My custom made lyrics slays, yours are soft I think you better tape this, yo, you can't escape this Yo, I planned it out just like a landscapist Whipper-snapper back up for comin crap up I plan to trap a MC and kidnap em Phony, so skip the baloney You and your cronies need to jump on a pony and roll, cause you're just a rookie When it was time for rap school, you musta played hooky I'm the show-stopper, your rhymes are improper I'ma teach you like the master taught the grasshopper Just gettin warmer, I'm a transform a regular rhyme into a barnstormer Try to jump I'll bump you chump, my job is thorough Any MC, state city or borough'll get ragged I drop like a sandbag Serious as the mob - I don't play tag Best of the batch, no man can catch up Hoes can't be passed, a battle's a mistmatch I flip lyrics, like a acrobat and avoid combat like a diplomat But when it's time for battles, ?? jacked or killed It's a thrill to drill a run of the mill Bill with my skill, I'm the lord of the rhymes And I be writin at a rate that pace way past my bedtime I rock the mic unlike some brothers I know, I guess they flow, PSYCH I'm droppin em Droppin em Yo, you're all in, stiff as a mannequin I'm sharp as a pen and I'ma teach discipline I get busy like it's two of me Evidently, I'm hated by a few MC's But so what? I just max like I'm playin the sax and take the crowd to the climax Yo - Cool J, I'll never go astray I'm funky you can hear me at the Milky Way You're weak, wick raps, I'm cool as jazz Got razamatazz ask my man Shabazz I know you're afraid because I'm self-made I invade, and blow up like a hand grenade MC's are terrorstruck, I'ma run amuck Cause your rhymes suck, you made a record on potluck Just a toy boy, can't stop my convoy Rhymes I said last year were just decoys I'm like a fox, you annoy me like chicken pox I'm back with a style that's unorthodox You musta had a teaspoon full of bull I'm like The Hulk, with more bulk, I'm powerful They try to get with this, to me that's an insult Boys shouldn't mess with an adult, that's too difficult I enter like a giant sayin fee fi foe fum Then rock the auditorium until it's pandemonium I'm droppin em Yo E, droppin em Don't sleep - cause I'ma go deeper All you sleepers, I'm the Grim Reaper My rhymes are rising, the angle's gettin steeper I hated Mussolini Martini so I'ma sweep a emcee, like he's one of the two Break him into fragments right in front of you Mic check one two, is too fundamental In the center, I had to enter Tormentor mentor experimentor and inventor of lyrics, so all you non-believers It'll echo in your dreams at night when you receive a rude awakening, you can't do anything You enter my kingdom and you cry as men bring gifts to the prince of excellence and magnificence Alarm clock rings, you wake up, and you're convinced that the crew invader, soloist exterminator greater evador of ducks, concert crusader is BAD, my nickname's the circuit breaker Eatin up the world, acre by acre I'm droppin em Word to mother, droppin em! KnowhatI'msayin? Straight til 1999, droppin em! Yo, year two thousand, yaknahmsayin? Audi man Yo I'm droppin em