Goat Crack

歌詞

Goat Crack, a misty gully Filled with bushes, filled with thorns Goat Crack, a tricky spot Where goats are found and lost. Goat Crack, a misty gully Filled with bushes, filled with thorns Goat Crack, a tricky spot Where goats are found and lost If some cattle went astray While a shepherd was asleep All the people know you may Find it in - in the gully's deep Meet shepherd lass Martha And her long, blond plait And her big, big milk cans Holding lads' breath Meet shepherd lass Martha And her long, blond plait And her big milk cans Holding lads' breath Good-hearted and a laugher And goes out with all market Striding through meadow Goat gone - where to get it? Goat Crack, Goat Crack - a misty gully Goat Crack, Goat Crack - a tricky spot Filled with bushes, filled with thorns Goat Crack, Goat Crack - where goats are found and lost Once she was gone No one saw her for two weeks Then back if nothing happened Same soft arms and apple cheeks But poor blokes moan And VD rates grow Mixtures all but fail Dicks so green, keep falling off If your husband's dick is gone Then he visits Martha's shack Blessed by curse from boggy gully She is nick-named Goat Crack Goat Crack, Goat Crack - a misty gully Goat Crack, Goat Crack - a tricky spot Filled with bushes, filled with thorns Goat Crack, Goat Crack - where dicks are found and lost