Slappin' The Cakes On Me

歌詞

I walked in, sat down Took my sutomary look around I saw a fine young thin heading straight my eyes And before I could think if something slick to say She sat right down and said,? Yes, you may? She was slappin' the cakes on me, my friend She was slappin' the cakes on me She was slappin' the cakes on me, my friend She was slappin' the cakes on me as any fool could plainly see She was full of feminie expertise She was on her toes, I was on my knees She was slappin' the cakes on me, my friend She was slappin' the cakes on me I was mute, I was mum, I was trying not look too dumb I said I certainly hope you won't misconstrue But perhaps we could have a little drink or two I said,?What's your pleasure?? , she said,?Guys like you? We walked out hand in hand, exactly as the lady planned Then I moved in with my smoothest line I said,?Look here woman, what's your sign?? Later for that your place or mine She was slappin' the cakes on me, my friend She was slappin' the cakes on me She was slappin' the cakes on me, my friend She was slappin' the cakes on me as any fool could plainly see She was a ruthless master of poetry She was over my head, I was out of my league She was slappin' the cakes on me, my friend She was slappin' the cakes on me Now to tell you the truth that's exactly what happened Just the other night when this lady started She was slappin' the cakes on me She was slappin' the cakes on me